Programs

We do the fun illegal-looking legal stuff

Hack, code, ship, clap, repeat. Side quests encouraged.

Sleep is a rumor. Demos are real.

We write bugs professionally, then rename them features.

Talking to robots so we don't have to talk to our sleep cycle.

Giving code away like it's gum. The internet is our group project.

Idea → Figma → panic → MVP. In that exact order.

Laptops, Wi-Fi prayers, and at least one person who brought an HDMI adapter.